NEW TO NSN, a monthly learning toy subscription for your children.

Forget everything else.

While CrunchLabs builds inspiring STEM toys for the future, Not Sure News proudly unveils Not’s Liability Shed™—where safety goggles go to die and childhood trauma gets repackaged as “educational enrichment.”

This is where we test the limits of physics, parental patience, and the fire department’s response time. Our box sets resurrect every unhinged experiment from the 70s and 80s—back when “fun” meant flammable, and “safety” was just a word printed on the side of a lawn dart.

We’re talking about the real stuff:

• Homemade rocket fuel

• Improvised tasers

• The ethical gray area of frog-based propulsion systems

Each kit comes with a legally binding waiver that absolves us of all responsibility for injuries, explosions, chemical burns, or the accidental domestication of urban wildlife. If you’re not ready to sign away your liability and possibly your soul, this isn’t for you.

Not’s Liability Shed™:
“Teaching kids the hard way since before society got soft. ”Fuck everything else. Just as CRUNCHLABS created truly inspiring engineering and science based learning toys, NSN has created “Not’s Liability Shed” where safety goggles go to die. This is where we test the limits of physics and parental patience. We have created a whole shit load of all the crazy experiments and beyond safety things we did as kids from the 70’s and 80’s, when fun had no concern for safety but taught us the hard way how experiments were meant to be preformed before society was pussified. Our box sets require the purchaser to sign an agreement not holding us in any way liable for experimenting with household chemicals, and possibly live creatures found around any urban site. Click here to inquire for purchase (all orders may take up to two weeks for delivery as we have to package all the unauthorized dangerous parts ourselves because we could not find a vendor willing to put these items together in a package with our instructions).