Why We Exist (This is important)

NotSure Media is America’s most earnestly unreliable news source. We parody the headlines, the pundits, the press briefings, and the political theater—not because it’s funny (though it often is), but because it’s necessary.

We’re watching the most powerful nation on Earth spiral into authoritarian absurdity, dragging the rest of the world into chaos with it. The news has become a spectacle. Truth is optional. Outrage is currency. And satire? Satire is survival.

We don’t claim to be accurate. We claim to be honest.

Our stories are fake. The feelings they evoke are real.

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What We’re Doing

We use parody to expose the machinery of propaganda, distraction, and denial. Our headlines are grotesque, surreal, and eerily plausible, because reality has already crossed the line.

We’re here to help you laugh, wince, and think critically. Whether you’re in Kansas or Kyiv, São Paulo or Sydney, if you’ve ever read a news story and thought, “This can’t be real”, you’re one of us.

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What’s at Stake

When America loses its grip on truth, the world feels it. Climate policy, foreign aid, global stability are all hinged on a media ecosystem that’s collapsing into tribal theater and clickbait chaos.

We’re not just mocking it. We’re documenting it. We’re escalating it. We’re fighting back, with satire sharp enough to cut through the noise.

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Join Us

Read. Share. Rage. Laugh. And most importantly: stay loud.

Because if we’re going down, we’re going down screaming.