LATE BREAKING NEWS (PHOTOS JUST IN……. update 10:13 PST (July 27, 2025)) This is late breaking story and published as soon as possible)

09:01 PM PST (July 22, 2025) - N.S. EIC

Mar-a-Lago, FL — In a stunning press conference held between the 12th tee and a buffet of diet cheeseburgers, President Donald J. Trump once again denied all ties to Jeffrey Epstein, before launching into a 45-minute monologue blaming Barack Obama for personally inventing the 2016 Russia investigation, the FBI, and “possibly Russia itself.”

When asked about newly resurfaced flight logs and photos placing him alongside Epstein at Mar-a-Lago and elsewhere, Trump waved his hand and said, “Old news, fake photos, everybody knows I don’t fly with creeps unless they own a resort. But you know who was really flying? Obama, flying lies straight into the FBI.”

According to Trump, Obama masterminded a plan so complex and evil it could only be cooked up in an “Instant Pot funded by George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, and possibly Rosie O’Donnell.”

“Let me tell you something: Obama created the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax to cover up the fact that I never met Epstein. Never even heard of him. Maybe saw him once. Maybe twice. But I didn’t inhale,” Trump declared while standing directly in front of a framed photo of himself shaking hands with Epstein in a gold-plated hallway.

Trump then claimed that in 2016, Obama “called up the CIA, FBI, NBA, PBS, MAMBLA, and maybe the DMV” and ordered them to fake Russian election influence just so Hillary could lose and make it look like she was cheated.

“They hacked our democracy just to make me look like I hacked our democracy. It’s genius. And illegal. Probably invented in China, the UK or maybe Delaware.”

When asked to clarify how that makes any sense whatsoever, Trump threw a MAGA hat at a reporter and shouted, “Ask Obama! Ask Sleepy Joe why the Steele Dossier has more footnotes than the Dictionary. It's got more fake stories than the Bible!”

Meanwhile, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters the president is simply “channeling his truth” and that the real scandal is “how little media coverage Obama’s time-traveling Russia scheme has gotten.” She then briefly burst into flames (Note: See previous article below).

Political analysts say the timing of Trump’s meltdown, coinciding with increasing public interest in the Epstein client list — is “about as subtle as a skunk at the Macy’s perfume counter.”

Obama, when reached for comment, reportedly blinked twice, sighed, and went back to gardening. Later responded by saying, simply, “He’s at it again? Bless that poor old man.”

At press time, Trump announced he would be launching a new investigative task force, chaired by Kid Rock and three former contestants from The Apprentice, called "TruthForce X", whose sole mission is to “prove Russia was invented by Obama to make me look bad at airports.”

This is late breaking news and will be updated as facts break. Our White House correspondents will bring more ‘facts’, in this case facts, as they become known.