The Republican Party Goose-Steps Toward a Glorious Future of White Christian Nationalism
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08:00 AM PST (September 19, 2025) - S.S. C
Donald Trump’s latest attack on free speech in the wake of the Kirk assassination is not just another angry outburst from a thin-skinned demagogue. It is a calculated act of intimidation, designed to bully the press and silence dissent in service of his increasingly authoritarian agenda.
And what is that agenda? Strip away the theatrics, the rallies, and the incoherent late-night social media posts, and it becomes painfully obvious. Trump’s mission is to accumulate as much power as he can wield — and to use it not for the good of the country, but to enrich himself, his family, and the loyalists who orbit around him like moths to a flaming dumpster.
Civil liberties? Disposable. Due process? Negotiable. The economy? Merely a casino where the house — meaning Trump and his cronies — always wins.
But none of this can function if he allows critics to speak freely. He understands, perhaps better than his own advisors, that corruption requires silence. The press, independent institutions, even comedians with sharp tongues — these are existential threats to a man whose political persona depends on controlling the narrative. The orange-tinted armor he wears is paper-thin, and every fact-check, every leaked memo, every unflattering truth tears through it.
This is not governance. It is grift. And the Republican Party, far from restraining him, has chosen to fall in line, goose-stepping toward a future where white Christian nationalism isn’t just tolerated but enshrined as the “unchallengeable culture” of America. They justify it as patriotism, but the echoes of history suggest otherwise.
The question isn’t whether Trump will try to erode democratic norms. He already has. The question is how far the GOP will let him go before the march ends not in glory, but in shame — remembered not as defenders of liberty, but as accomplices to its demise.

The Republican Party Goose-Steps Toward a Glorious Future of White Christian Nationalism

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