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August 28th, 2025 - Day 222 of The Fall of American Democracy
Trump Makes FATAL MISTAKE as Mass Protest Erupts in Major City
Trump FLAILING As DC TAKEOVER Turns Into Massive FAILURE!!!
Trump LANDS in NEW SCANDAL with BRUTAL LOSS
Fox News COLLAPSES ON AIR as Trump LOSES ALL CONTROL
Trump Press sec SHAKEN as WORLD BLOWS UP
PANICKED WH holds DISASTER PRESSER after RESIGNATIONS
Trump DYING in the Polls, Melania SHUNNED in Public HUMILIATION!!
Trump has DISASTER MORNING as WAR EXPLODES
Respecting The Flag
CONTENT ON THIS PAGE IS LINKED TO REPUTABLE NEWS OUTLETS
New Military Targeting Photo of Venezuelan Fishing Boat Destroyed by U.S. Forces Leaked
Beaker Fired as CDC Head After Heated Vaccine Dispute with RFK Jr.
ICE Agents on Scooters Detain Firefighters Mid-Blaze at Bear Gulch
Tesla Radar? Never Heard of Her.: A Short Story for the Software-Damaged Soul
White House Flag-Burner Arrested Hours After Trump’s “No Toasted Symbols” Directive
White House Gift Shop Unveils Bold New Line: MAGA Diapers and “Jefferey Epstein: Phase 2” Binders
The Peace Talks That Broke Reality: Putin’s Mind Games and Trump’s Hero Worship
Bernie Sanders Declares War on Oligarchs, Offers Free Pitchforks to All Americans
White House Photo of Trump “Confronting” Putin Actually Shows Him Pointing Out Borscht Stain
BREAKING: Historic Peace Breakthrough Reached on the Porcelain Front
Putin and Trump Take Break From Alaska Talks for Backyard Hose Duel
The Great Sandwich Uprising: When Footlongs Became Freedom’s Baton
The Caveman Conundrum: Trump Declares War on Prehistoric Packages
Donny Bananas: The Thumb-Toed Luchador Trump Won’t Claim
Newsom Declares “Liberation Day” as California Redistricts to Counter Texas; ICE Agents Mistake Civic Engagement for Sedition
Eric and Don Jr. Launch “You’ve Been Trumped” Coin, Say Grifting Is a Family Value
President Trump Conducts “Street-Level” Homelessness Inspection in Military Regalia By The Capitol Ledger Staff
Stephen Miller: “It’s Her or the Mayo — And I’m Still Thinking” By The National Spittoon News Service
The President Who Loved Tanks Too Much
President Trump Orders Army Corps to Flood California Farms: “Let the Water Pick the Produce”
Ohio Reassigns Public School Buses to Private School Kids After Rich Families Complain Their Limo Drivers “Don’t Do Mornings”
Trump Reportedly Hit Up MythBusters to Debunk Epstein Scandal; Teen Girl Crash Test Dummies Still Accused Him of Sexual Abuse
ICE Deploys Rented Electric Scooters to “Gently Relocate” Immigrant in Los Angeles
NotSure News Hires Fact Checker With Troubled Past
President Trump Refuses to Leave White House Roof, Declares “Camp MAGA” a Sovereign Nation
JD Vance Enters Hell to Investigate Trump–Satan Sex Scandal; Melania Says “He Only Screams Like That for Lucifer”
“It’s a Small World After All”: JD Vance Enjoys Beer-Fueled Brawl with Goofy While Family Detained in Pirate-Themed ICE Raid
Texas Democrats Declare Autonomous Zone in Chicago Hotel, Republicans Respond with Flaming Gavel Parade
Trump Debunks Micro-Penis Rumors with Sausage, Blames Obama’s “Unfairly Majestic Presidential Meat”
“The Age of Consent Is Just a Number”, Says Trump, Citing Medieval Marriages and Poe’s Cousin
Pentagon Unhinged: Pete Hegseth Declares War on Bar Stools, Strategic Competence
Kristi Noem’s Culinary Coup: “I Shot My Dog, Now I Eat Yours”
United States of Aloneica: Dispatches from the Sociocide Zone
Not Sure Media Exclusive: Trump Declares War on PBS, Gets Drop-Kicked by Elmo in Front of Big Bird and Cookie Monster
Congress Bans Itself from Stock Trading, But Only After Trump Finishes Monetizing Democracy Like a Limited Edition NFT
BREAKING: Newly Recovered Footage Fills the Infamous 60-Second Gap in Epstein’s Jail Surveillance—And What’s Seen Entering the Cell May Shock You
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Challenges Trump to No-Holds-Barred Wrestling Match to Appease Simple-Minded MAGA Base
Donald Trump Announces Takeover of Washington Commanders: Vows to Rename Team “The Washington Redforeskins”
Bald Justice: Citizen Sues Trump Over Hair Loss Epidemic
Trump Dodges Epstein Questions by Blaming Obama for Inventing the Entire 2016 Russia Investigation and, Possibly, Russia
BREAKING: Shirtless Trump Enters Red Bull Soapbox Derby in Giant Taco-Shaped Vehicle to Distract from Epstein Scandal
Karoline Leavitt’s Cross Necklace Bursts Into Flames After Dodging Epstein Question
Trump Secretly Sends Pam Bondi to Strike Deal With Ghislaine Maxwell: “My Supporters Will Eat It Up Like a Golden Big Mac”
RFK Jr. Slashes Cancer Research Funding, Declares Cancer “A Hoax Invented by Jimmy Carter in 1979”
Trump Reportedly Tells DOJ to “Look Into Ozzy Osbourne’s Death” to Distract from Epstein Questions
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Falls Off Airport Barstool, Cites “Strategic Descent” in Defense of Freedom
Donald Trump Spotted on Horseback During ICE Raid in MacArthur Park
AI IN EDUCATION A NEW PARADIGM IN THE MAKING