NotSure News
We are committed to delivering unbiased and thought-provoking coverage of current affairs, all while offering a discerning perspective that encourages reflection, and perhaps a smirk, on the world around us.
Disclaimer: Not Sure Media is proudly unfunded, unfiltered, and financially unstable. We twist real events into satirical fever dreams using nothing but our own empty wallets and emotional debt because, in times like these, the truth needs to be spoon-fed with humor, rage, and a dash of digestive aid.
We appreciate all the viewers to our homegrown site. We will soon be sending free merchandise to the first 20 people who send an email requesting it. For starters this will only be a hat with the most popular article image. We hope it will be the highest quality, but because of Trumps tariffs, we can’t guarantee this. Just email us from the contact info and if you are one of the first 20 you will get it. Of course, we will follow up to get shipping information, but it will be free. If you haven’t noticed, our site isn’t funded, and this offer is from our poor to middle class pockets because we believe in what we are doing. This will NEVER be a subscriber site or have any subscriber-based content. Everything will always be public.
On that note, we will be expanding to include video/audio casts that will include you in the broadcasts. We are nervous about broadcasting our faces, but you will soon see us. Hopefully because us brothers are indigenous Americans, we are brown, and we hope ICE will not target us. We do have birth certificates proving our ancestors have been here longer than the Drumpf family and all of the current administration. Because WE LIVE IN Los Angeles, we always carry our passports. This is OUR land. Just give us time to figure out the logistics and be able to upgrade our site host subscription to pay for it. Again, our last name is NOT Trump so will be paying for this ourselves and will never grift you for money, but we need time to accumulate the funds to expand. And our merch will be FREE. just in small amounts because we are just poor to middle class Americans living in the new dictatorship of the United Staes of criminal Trump and his family and criminal partners.
Honestly, the site has exploded in the last month, but we will NEVER ask for, nor ever include the ability to contribute. This is just our way to fight back against the destruction of our democracy. We believe in this, and this is our way of going beyond us joining the NO Kings protested and voting. We feel the obligation to protect our beautiful democracy and FIGHT a tyrannical regime that the STUPID UNEDUCATED IDIOTS that voted this dictator in to power. We feel that the majority of Americans do not agree with this regime and their pure money grift. We feel that the majority sees and understands what is happening.
The time to RESIST is NOW!
Coming soon, free Gavin Newsom 48 gear for the first requests until we spend all our food money. Waiting for the hats to be produced and a deal with the shipping company. Email us now to get in but we can only afford so much because we are lower middle class Americans in a Trump dictator world.
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Bernie Sanders Declares War on Oligarchs, Offers Free Pitchforks to All Americans

White House Photo of Trump “Confronting” Putin Actually Shows Him Pointing Out Borscht Stain

BREAKING: Historic Peace Breakthrough Reached on the Porcelain Front

Putin and Trump Take Break From Alaska Talks for Backyard Hose Duel

The Great Sandwich Uprising: When Footlongs Became Freedom’s Baton

The Caveman Conundrum: Trump Declares War on Prehistoric Packages

Donny Bananas: The Thumb-Toed Luchador Trump Won’t Claim

Newsom Declares “Liberation Day” as California Redistricts to Counter Texas; ICE Agents Mistake Civic Engagement for Sedition

Eric and Don Jr. Launch “You’ve Been Trumped” Coin, Say Grifting Is a Family Value

President Trump Conducts “Street-Level” Homelessness Inspection in Military Regalia By The Capitol Ledger Staff

Stephen Miller: “It’s Her or the Mayo — And I’m Still Thinking” By The National Spittoon News Service

The President Who Loved Tanks Too Much

President Trump Orders Army Corps to Flood California Farms: “Let the Water Pick the Produce”

Ohio Reassigns Public School Buses to Private School Kids After Rich Families Complain Their Limo Drivers “Don’t Do Mornings”

Trump Reportedly Hit Up MythBusters to Debunk Epstein Scandal; Teen Girl Crash Test Dummies Still Accused Him of Sexual Abuse

ICE Deploys Rented Electric Scooters to “Gently Relocate” Immigrant in Los Angeles

NotSure News Hires Fact Checker With Troubled Past

President Trump Refuses to Leave White House Roof, Declares “Camp MAGA” a Sovereign Nation

JD Vance Enters Hell to Investigate Trump–Satan Sex Scandal; Melania Says “He Only Screams Like That for Lucifer”

“It’s a Small World After All”: JD Vance Enjoys Beer-Fueled Brawl with Goofy While Family Detained in Pirate-Themed ICE Raid

Texas Democrats Declare Autonomous Zone in Chicago Hotel, Republicans Respond with Flaming Gavel Parade

Trump Debunks Micro-Penis Rumors with Sausage, Blames Obama’s “Unfairly Majestic Presidential Meat”

“The Age of Consent Is Just a Number”, Says Trump, Citing Medieval Marriages and Poe’s Cousin

Pentagon Unhinged: Pete Hegseth Declares War on Bar Stools, Strategic Competence

Kristi Noem’s Culinary Coup: “I Shot My Dog, Now I Eat Yours”

United States of Aloneica: Dispatches from the Sociocide Zone

Not Sure Media Exclusive: Trump Declares War on PBS, Gets Drop-Kicked by Elmo in Front of Big Bird and Cookie Monster

Congress Bans Itself from Stock Trading, But Only After Trump Finishes Monetizing Democracy Like a Limited Edition NFT

BREAKING: Newly Recovered Footage Fills the Infamous 60-Second Gap in Epstein’s Jail Surveillance—And What’s Seen Entering the Cell May Shock You

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Challenges Trump to No-Holds-Barred Wrestling Match to Appease Simple-Minded MAGA Base

Donald Trump Announces Takeover of Washington Commanders: Vows to Rename Team “The Washington Redforeskins”

Bald Justice: Citizen Sues Trump Over Hair Loss Epidemic

Trump Dodges Epstein Questions by Blaming Obama for Inventing the Entire 2016 Russia Investigation and, Possibly, Russia

BREAKING: Shirtless Trump Enters Red Bull Soapbox Derby in Giant Taco-Shaped Vehicle to Distract from Epstein Scandal

Karoline Leavitt’s Cross Necklace Bursts Into Flames After Dodging Epstein Question

Trump Secretly Sends Pam Bondi to Strike Deal With Ghislaine Maxwell: “My Supporters Will Eat It Up Like a Golden Big Mac”

RFK Jr. Slashes Cancer Research Funding, Declares Cancer “A Hoax Invented by Jimmy Carter in 1979”

Trump Reportedly Tells DOJ to “Look Into Ozzy Osbourne’s Death” to Distract from Epstein Questions

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Falls Off Airport Barstool, Cites “Strategic Descent” in Defense of Freedom

Donald Trump Spotted on Horseback During ICE Raid in MacArthur Park

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