NotSure News

We are committed to delivering unbiased and thought-provoking coverage of current affairs, all while offering a discerning perspective that encourages reflection, and perhaps a smirk, on the world around us.

Disclaimer: Not Sure Media is proudly unfunded, unfiltered, and financially unstable. We twist real events into satirical fever dreams using nothing but our own empty wallets and emotional debt because, in times like these, the truth needs to be spoon-fed with humor, rage, and a dash of digestive aid.

We have a new feature page. It’s called “Prove Us Wrong” (or simply “Letters to the Editor”). We will take on all comers to challenge our satire (fact based as it is) or simply publish your rants.

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DON’T LET THE JEFFEREY EPSTEIN—DONALD TRUMP CHILD TRAFFICING RING STORY DISSAPEAR IN THE TRUMP SMOKE CLOUD

We were pressured to retract several of our most hard-hitting articles, thanks to you know what, and, of course, the ever-watchful eye of the federal government. Apparently, satire no longer qualifies as protected speech in the newly rebranded “United States of Trump’s America,” where irony is treated as treason and nuance is a national security risk.

Our pieces, which dared to question authority through humor, have been labeled “Anti-American”, as if true patriotism now requires pledging allegiance to a flag redesigned in gold leaf and paranoia. According to Pam Bondi, who recently described our revamped site as “well-behaved,” we’ve stayed within acceptable bounds. But let’s be honest: if she decides we’ve crossed the line, this very paragraph might vanish, and our anonymous founder, Not Sure and Chip “The Source” Dabble, could be hauled off for possession of unlicensed metaphors.

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